(F#)


B            E
  Rockaliser Baby (hmm hmm)

A7                  D
  Rockin' round the town (hmm hmm)

G7              C
  Don't you realize, my friend

F                           E
  You're bringing everybody down?


B              E
  Rockaliser Baby (hmm hmm)

A7             D
  What's goin' on? (hmm hmm)

G7              C
  Don't you realize, my friend

F                        E
  You're doing everybody wrong?


G             F#
Aaaaaah ah ah aahaahaahaahaah

      F
Ah ah aahaahaahaahaah

   C
Ah ah

G             F#
Aaaaaah ah ah aahaahaahaahaah

      F
Ah ah aahaahaahaahaah

   C
Ah ah



Instrumental:

(B    E    A    D

G   C   F    E)



B          E
  Alright, `ands on `eads!

A7                             D
  We know `ow to deal with you ageing Teds!

G7
  `Ere, Fuzz!

C
None of your lip!

F                                E
Alright, Johnson, book 'im, then!


G             F#
Aaaaaah ah ah aahaahaahaahaah

      F
Ah ah aahaahaahaahaah

   C
Ah ah

     G
I'll huff

         F#
And I'll puff

             F
And that's enough

              C
To burst your bag, Sir


Instrumental:

(C    F )



(spoken)

             C
In September, 1937


I bought my wife a new electric iron for eight and sixpence

                                                                             
  F
She's still using it everyday and it's never needed repair



(G)


B            E
  Rockaliser Baby (hmm hmm)

A7                  D
  Rockin' round the town (hmm hmm)

G7              C
  Don't you realize my friend

F                           E
  You're bringing everybody down?



B            E
  Rockaliser Baby (hmm hmm)

A7             D
  What's going on? (hmm hmm)

G7              C
  Don't you realize, my friend

F                        E
  You're doing everybody wrong, yeah!



Instrumental:

(E    D    D#    E) (fade)


(spoken)

Betty and I went to Bournemouth on Saturday
No one was drownded, so we went for a swim
Spent an hour cleaning oil off the seagulls
I don't think we'll be going again
Mmmmm...