It's Hard To Make It When You're Straight
[Intro]: G
C *C/B C/A C/G C C/B C/A
Its hard to make it when you're straight,
C/G C C/B C/A C/G
It gets better, much better,
Dm G
The more you deviate!
F C
If you're remotely regal,
G7 C
Its absolutely legal!
F C
You can blame it on your mother,
G7 C
If you want to love a brother.
F C
Just find a special friend,
F E Am
And you'll get lucky in the end!
D G7 C G
For its hard to make it when you're straight!
C C/B C/A C/G F F/E G/D
Its hard! (So very hard)
G C C/B C/A C/G F F/E G/D
Its hard! (So very hard)
G C C/B C/A C/G C C/B C/A
Its hard to make it when you're straight,
C/G C C/B C/A C/G Dm G
When there's nothing in the closet you want to liberate!
F C G7 C
If your instincts as a pansy are only transient,
F C G7 C
You can talk about it freely, without embarrassment,
F C
But if the ring upon your finger
F E Am
Is the only thing that's bent......
D G7 C G
Then its hard to make it when you're straight!
C C/B
It's hard to...
NB:
*Chords shown as (C/B) etc indicate the chord to
be played, followed by the accompanying bass note
(in this case, a C chord with a B bass note). These
bass notes don't have to be played, and the chord
can be just played on it's own (in this case, a
C chord).
If you're remotely regal, it's absolutely legal, oh, hahahahahaha!! That's a good one.