Football

 









[Intro]:   C
          [clapping]


        C
I throw house bricks for The Arsenal 
                           G7
I chuck lead pipe for West Ham 

I kick and maim for Chelsea 
                 C
I kill for Tottenham 
                                 C7             F
I drop bottles for United on the crowd from up above 
    G                                C
Yes football is the game that we all love 


 C
[clapping]


  C
I razor slash for Sheffield 
                     G7
I cut 'em up for Q.P.R. 

I stick nails in 'em for Norwich 
                      C
For Leeds I slash and scar 
                                   (C7)            F
For Celtic I throw petrol bombs whenever our teams score 
    G                             C      *(C/D  C/E)
Yes football is the game that we adore 


   F
We all love football 
**nc
Kill rape slash AAH 
   F
We all love football 
nc
Shoot stab boot AAH 
G                             C
Football is the game that we adore 


 C
[clapping]


       C
I hack limbs off for Newcastle 
                 G7
I rape for Luton Town 

For the Rangers I kill strangers 
                       C
And kick police horses down 
                          (C7)           F
I set fire to referees who let opponents score 
    G                             C      *(C/D  C/E)
Yes football is the game that we adore 


   F
We all love football 
nc
Bomb hurt kill AHH 
   F
We all love football 
nc
Slash Kick maim AHH 
G                             C
Football is the game that we adore 


 C
[clapping]

nc
The end. 





NB:   
       *Chords shown as C/D and C/E, indicate the chord to be played,
        followed by the accompanying bass note (in these cases, a C
        chord with a D bass note and then an E bass note). In this case,
        it is shown to indicate an ascending bass line. These bass notes
        don't have to be played, and the chord can be played alone (ie. 
        a C chord).


      **nc = no chord.







          Eric Idle wrote this one.