[Intro]:  C   D   *F7   Ab   Bb   C
 

   C                     D                                            
   Once upon a good time on this very day

   F7            Ab     Bb  C
   Somewhere in another universe 

   C                       D
   A band got in a van and drove for miles on end 

        F7                             G           
   They just this minute got here with no time to rehearse 

**(Gb)         F7                     
   They've not even had a sound-check 

             Ab
   But don't worry folks, it's true 

       B                        E
   Whatever Major Happy did for them they'll do for you!  




          [musical interlude]:   A   D   B   E



 
   A           B          D7         F        G  A
   Here we are once again on another one night stand 

   A             B             D7                    E7    E  **(Eb) 
   Major Happy's Up and Coming Once Upon A Good Time Band 

   D7           A7           D7           F       G
   Major Happy, Major Happy, Majah Happy, Made ya happy 


   
   A             B             D7         F        G  A
   Major Happy's Up and Coming Easy-Going Good Time Band 

   A                   B                
   We're only here for you out there 

      D7                          E7    E  **(Eb)
   so give yourselves a great big hand 

   D7           A7           F            A
   Major Happy, Major Happy, Majah Happy, Made ya Happy 



      D                                 E7
   So put your hands together and let's really hear it for 

   G                           Bb          C         D        A   G   
   Major Happy's Up and Coming Once Upon a Good Time Band...



           ***(C  Dm  Em)

          [segue into "Rendezvous"]





NB: 
     *In some cases, the seventh chords indicated aren't obvious in 
      the backing instruments, but are implied by the vocals.
      Therefore, feel free to substitute any of the seventh chords 
      here with major chords instead. (In some cases it may sound    
      better to play major chords instead; feel free to experiment!)

    **Chords indicated with ** (ie, Gb and Eb) are brief linking 
      chords, and don't have to be played.

   ***This song joins with the song "Rendezvous" on  the `Archaeology'
      album. The linking chords are indicated.