(Intro: G  C  D  G  Em  Am  D  G  C  G)

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			Well her clothes left nothin' to the imagination
 
			Am                    D            G
			Everything was in the right places; she was pure temptation
 
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			I watched the way she fingered the stem of her champagne glass 

			Am                       D                  G
			And with her long lashed eyes and ruby lips, I knew she was high class 

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			And all the while her hair hung down to her gownless evening strap 

			Am                     D
			And I said "Haven't we met someplace before honey?" 

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			And she said "Cut the crap." 

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			You men are all alike, 

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			you've got just one thing on your mind 

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			One thing on your mind 

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			one thing on your mind 

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			You men are all the same 

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			you've got just one thing on your mind 

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			One thing on your mind! 

			C          D                         G                   Em
			Well I was somewhat taken by surprise and even lost for a word 

			Am             D
			I started up a conversation; 

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			I was not about to be deterred! 

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			I talked about the third world crisis and the state of the economy 

			Am                      D     G
			I touched on God and religion, human rights and equality 

			C                          D                  G                    Em
			And I said when it came to women's liberation, every sister had a brother 

			Am                             D
			And then I asked her if she fancied some of this cheese 

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			Or a bit of the other 

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			She said you men are all alike, you've got just one thing on your mind 

			G                       C                 G
			One thing on your mind, one thing on your mind 

    			C                                    F
			You men are all the same you've got just one thing on your mind 

			G                 F  C    G
			One thing on your mind! 

			C       D                      G                          Em
			Well the linesman's flag was up and the referee's whistle blown 

			Am                    D                  G
			He pointed to the spot without hesitation and we were on our own 

			C                  D           G                               Em
			And to cut the long story short we got together and we named a day 

			Am                                    D        
			We bought a house near the top of the league with a 

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			garden where the kids can play 

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			And at night when they're tucked up real safe in bed,

			G                 Em
			she comes up real close to me 

			Am             D
			And I say "Not just now honey, 

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			There's football on tv." 

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			You men are all alike, you've got just one thing on your mind 

			G                       C                 G
			One thing on your mind, one thing on your mind 

    			C                                     F 
			You men are all the same, you've got just one thing on your mind 

			G                    F
			One thing on your... 

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			Tiny mind!