C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

Bb       G              Bb      G     C 
(A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!) 
  

F          C    G          C 
How, when, why? Who, what, where? 

F       C        D       G     G/F  G/E  G/D 
I don't know and I don't care! 
  

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

Bb       G              Bb      G 
(A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!) 


  

(Instr: C  F  C  F  C  F  Bb  G  Bb  G  C) 


  

F                            C 
This is just a song about an oyster 

                            F 
Oysters are so slippery and wet 

                                 C 
Oysters have a pearl amongst the moisture 

                                        F    G 
And make the sort of noise you can't forget 
  

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

Bb       G              Bb      G 
(A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!) 


  

(Instr: C  F  C  F  C  F  Bb  G  Bb  G) 


  

F     C       G       C 
Innes much as more or less 

F       C        D       G      G/F  G/E  G/D 
Can you tell me? Can you guess? 
  

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

Bb       G              Bb      G 
(A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!) 
  

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

Bb       G              Bb      G 
(A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!) 
  

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

Bb       G              Bb      G 
(A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!) 
  

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 

C           F 
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? 
  
  

NB: Transcribed while driving down the M5 on the way 
to Cardiff!