(Intro: Em7   Em6   Em7   Em6)

Em7
Hey mister man on the street 

   Em6
Excuse me 

Em7                          Em6
Do you have a few moments to spare? 

oh yeah

Am                                     D
Don't worry I'm not trying to sell you anything you 

wouldn't want 
           G
I'm just a questionnaire 

G                                                  C#
Tell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo 

F                                               D7
Do you think it's crunchy, half-crunchy or not crunchy 

   Gm
at all? 

      C  
Put a tick in the appropriate box 

                F
There's nothing to it 

F                 Bb      
Yes no don't know I don't care 

           F
I'm only a questionnaire 

       C    
Only a questionnaire 

Em7
Please mister man on the street 

   Em6
Believe me 

Em7                                 Em6
I'm only doing my job and I need to know 

oh oh ho

Am 
Everything about you 

        D                               G    
Take it easy all you gotta do is answer yes or no 

G                      
Tell me what you think about the devil and the deep 

     C#
blue sea 

F                                
Do you think there's one true god, a false god or 

D         Gm
No god at all? 

(no god at aaaaaaaall)

      C
Put a tick in the appropriate box 

                F
There's nothing to it 

F                 Bb
Yes no don't know I don't care 

           F
I'm only a questionnaire 

                  Bb
Yes no don't know I don't care 

           F
I'm only a questionnaire 

       C
Only a questionnaire 


(Instrumental...Em7  Em6   Em7    Em6   Am    D)


Now can ya 

G                              
Tell me what you think about how easy it can be to buy
 
  C#
a gun 

F                                      D 
Do you think it's crazy, half-crazy or not crazy at

 Gm
all? 

C                                            F
Put a tick in the appropriate box...