(Intro: D)


           (scratch scratch scratch) 

           D              Em       A     
           I had a lot of acne and pimples (pop pop) 

           D       
           I had to stay at home 

                      Em          A
           Eventually no one came near me 

         
           D
           All I had was my comb 

                       G
           And when it came to girls 

                          D               
           The other guys seemed to have all the luck 

                      
             E
           Until one day, I heard them say 

            A                A/B  C    
           (His comb is full of   muck!) 


                         D
           (Now he's the King of Scurf) 


           They know me everywhere 

            Em
           (King of Scurf) 
 

           I got filthy hair 

            A
           (He's got dandruff) 


           More'n my share  

                   D       G         D      A
           I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah! 


            D
           (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) 

           
            Em
           (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) 


           
            A
           (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) 

           

            D       G         D         
           (King of Scurfers, yeah!) 


           Em
           Only last Saturday 

           A              D
           We had a scene at our local pub 

           
           Em            A
           Everybody was jumpin' and jivin' 

           
           D
           Some were doin' the Bop 


                 G
           I was shooping my head 


           The dandruff spread 
           
                D
           Like leaves blowin' off of the trees 

           E
           Million teeny boppers and long haired 

           moppers 

              A                 A/B   C           
           In scurf right up to their knees 
                      
                         D
           (Now he's the King of Scurf) 

           They know me everywhere
 
            Em
           (King of Scurf) 

           I got filthy hair 

            A
           (He's got dandruff) 

           More'n my share 

                   D       G         D       A
           I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah! 


            D
           (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) 
          
            Em
           (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) 
           
            A
           (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) 
           
           D       G         D
           King of Scurfers, yeah! 

           Em
           At the beach one day 

           A            D
           A muscle man kicked some sand in my face 

           
              Em                   A
           So I whipped out my comb and scratched my 

           dome 

               D
           And soon put him back in his place 

            
                        G
           You see, the top of my head 

           Was evenly spread 

                    D
           Like the snow on top of the Alps 
 
               E
           The scurfin' kids really flipped their lids 

                     A                A/B  C 
           When they saw the state of my   scalp 
         


                         D
           (Now he's the King of Scurf) 

           They know me everywhere 

            Em
           (King of Scurf) 

           I got filthy hair 

            A
           (He's got dandruff) 

           More'n my share 

                   D       G         D     A
           I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah! 

           

            D
           (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) 

            
            Em
           (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) 

            
            A
           (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) 

            
           D       G         D      A
           King of Scurfers, yeah! 


            D
           (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) 

            
            Em
           (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) 

            
            A 
           (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) 

            
            D       G         D        A
           (King of Scurfers, yeah!) 


            D 
           (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) 

            
            Em
           (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) 

           
            A
           (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) 

            
            D       G         D       A
           (King of Scurfers, yeah!) 


            D
           (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) 

            
            Em
           (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah) 
             
            
            A
           (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) 

           
            D       G         D        A
           (King of Scurfers, yeah!

 
            D
           (Oooo, scurfing, yeah)...