[Intro]:  B  C  B  C



C                 B7
All the world's a stage they say 

    C        *C/B *C/Bb A
And I've seen ma - ny   things 

Dm7      D#dim   C      A7 D7   G      C
Standing with my little ukulele in the wings 


E
I've seen bearded ladies 

    A
And strong men with iron bars 

D
I've seen cheeky chorus girls 

    G       nc
Hob-nobbing with the stars 

    C                 B7
Yes all the world's a stage they say 

    C        *C/B *C/Bb A
And I've seen ma - ny   things 

Dm7      D#dim   C      A7 D7   G      C
Standing with my little ukulele in the wings 




[Instr]: C  B7  C  *C/B  *C/Bb  A

         Dm7  D#dim  C  A7  D7  G  C



E       
Once a leading lady 

    A
Was clearly in distress 

    D
She asked if I could help her 

         G         nc
With the fasteners on her dress 


    C                    B7
You should have seen the outcome 

  C     *C/B  *C/Bb  A 
I almost broke me    strings 

Dm7      D#dim   C      A7 D7   G      C
Standing with my little ukulele in the wings 




[Kazoo solo]: C  B7  C  *C/B  *C/Bb  A

              Dm7  D#dim  C  A7  D7  G  C



E 
I've seen song and dance men 

      A
Being heckled by cat-calls 

      D
And a buxom bareback rider 

       G       nc
Make a juggler drop his clubs 


    C                 B7
Yes all the world's a stage 

        C      *C/B  *C/Bb A
And you won't believe the  things 

          Dm7              D#dim
I've seen standing with my little 

C       *C/B *C/Bb  A
Standing with my    little 

Dm7      D#dim   C      A7 D7   G      C
Standing with my little ukulele in the wings 

nc               D7
Weh-heh-heh-hell standing-a 

          G
With-a my little-a 

C           C7      F  Fm  G    C#7  **(G+ C9)
Ukuleleinthewi-ings........AH! 





NB:

*C/B and *C/Bb indicate the chord to be played, 
followed by the accompanying bass note (eg. a C 
chord with a B bass note for C/B). However, 
these bass notes strictly don't have to be played, 
and a C chord can be played alone in their place.

**The ending chords indicated by '**' (ie. G+ and C9)
occur only in the live version. The Archaeology version 
just ends on the C#7.